" An Essay on the study habits of University Students"
but it isnt so lets jump right into it
1) Late night groupies: these are one of the most annoying groups ever, they congregate around one table and just discuss. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with discussions but if at 2 am, you get out of your warm beds just to come and debate whether Merges and Moves are Transformations, then there is something very wrong with you. When you got to the study after 12 am, it means you are going to suffer behind your notes / past questions till an acceptable hour (usually 4 hours later) then during the day (if you remember) you find that friend who pays attention in class for explanations. Finish! What is the meaning of coming to disturb our sufferings with your drama?!
2) Sonorous Slumbering Humanoids: oh these people are my favorite; they make my nights/mornings. They leave the sanctity of their beds and come to the study with lots of books, pile them on the table, open one and sleep. They sleep with so much audacity its amazing, they are no respecter of tables and chairs, no matter how hard it is, they will sleep on it and be so comfortable that they will snore. Loud death knoll-like sounds. These people are usually guys (most girls are too known for things like this) I love it when someone tries to wake them up and then they snoring does this weird on and off ,high low thing, lawd I just die when that happens
3) Chatterboxes:i really have no idea what to call them. They talk, a lot. A lot, a whole lot. It’s like they are studying how to be louder than the normal human was meant to be. They have a wide-range of topics from what one of their roommates and her boyfriend were doing the other time to why the economy is so unstable (they will compare countries) but never will anything even remotely related to their academic pursuits enter their conversations, they are like the anti-education version of groupies. it hurts me to say this but yes, 80% of the time they are girls
4) Honor students: if you cannot relate to this then it means that’s you. They are the people who actually study, they learn. They open a book at 12 am and don’t even yawn or play with their pencils till 5 am. They don’t even move their head to check who else is studying and if it would look awkward to leave less than an hour after getting there (guilty as assumed) , they are so efficient their books are sluts for them, they open and stay open all night long, sometimes even during the day. They are the people who need to go out more and get some vitamin D
3 comments:
Delightfully entruiguing observertion , good one lol!
thank you...i try to keep my eyes open and my pen ready
astute observation,madame, but i dont know if you have experienced the kind i will point out in my next sentence(been with a couple myself in the same room).
there is the kind that voluntarily leave the haven of their bed to do blood donations in the study and would swear heaven and hell that they havent slipped into "yonderland" even though their redshot eyes(almost usurping the ghostrider's eyes n his vengeance stare in rank)gives them away.
woaa see unnecessary pressure they give their roommates when in fact all they have done is make a good number of anopheles happy while totally losing equilibrium of the faculty behind a book(i shock saf).
great topic u picked there.
signed e.g
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